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Premika: Mein ma banane wali hu. Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho??Premika: Bakwas nahi, Main tumhare baap se shaadi karke Tumhari maa banane wali hoon..Ha ha ha ha ha ha....




Ek din ek daku sardar ke ghar me ghus gaya aur bola SONA KAHAN HAI? Sardar bola: Ullu k patthe, pura ghar khali hai, kahin bhi so ja.



Sardar on bike with his sister. Sum one comment. Oye sardar kinni soni biwi hai. Sardar got angry: Oye biwi hogi teri meri to bahen hai



RELIANCE NEW RECORD : Dhirubhai Ambani ne Swarg main Tower Laga Diya hai. aur aapke liye double khushi ka mauka kyonki NARAK main bhi kaam suru ho chuka hai.



Wife:Jab tum DESI pite ho to PARO kehte ho,jab WHISKY pite ho to DARLIN kehte ho,aaj kya piya jo CHUDAIL kehte ho. Hus-aaj mei hosh me hon



Teacher : Bachho batao Pakistan ne jo Atam Bomb India pe fenka tha aur India ne use pencil bana diya uska naam kya hai?.........................Student : ADNAN SAMI mam!



guruji: "mulanno aaj mi khup khush aahe, kal mala mulga zala,olakha pahu aaj mi dabyat kay aanale asel?"????magil bakawarache watrat karte:
"kharwas!

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