Friday, February 26, 2010

Orkut Scraps Holi

see and send orkut scraps to your Friends

Scraps

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Thursday, February 25, 2010

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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Friendship sms

Friendship SMS





FrIeNdShIp sMs
Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are
not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you
are.

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Woh kehte hain hum se ke aapka sms churaya huwa hota hai,
Woh kahate hain hum se ke aapka sms churaya huwa hota hai,
Yun to net par SMS ka khazana hota hai,
Kuchch to kadar kar aye jalim,
Aakhir selection to hamara hota hai...



Aapke haath me mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh smile hai…
SMS ki achchi khasi File hai…
Phir bhi SMS nahi karte…
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai??




Taj Mahal kya cheez hai
main to usse bhi bada mahal banaoonga,
aree Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaonga.



Funny



Kal jab mile thhe....
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
your FILE NOT FOUND!
------------ --------- ---------
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
CTRL+ALT+ DEL kar doonga...
------------ --------- ---------
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye....
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Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to DOUBLE CLICK karo......
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Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 ERRORS aur 5 WARNING...
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more DISK SPACE........





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Wish Sms



Always take extra care of 3 things in your life...
Trust, Promise, and Relationships,
because they don't make a noise,
when they break. Gud Day!


Monday, February 22, 2010

Funny Jokes -Funny Sms, Jokes, comedy, funny jokes, Husband Wife Jokes,




Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going?

Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.

Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?

Man: My wife... 



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American: These days, we get married with email also.
Hindi Comedy man: Wonderful, but we still marry with female only.
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Premika: Mein ma banane wali hu. Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho??Premika: Bakwas nahi, Main tumhare baap se shaadi karke Tumhari maa banane wali hoon..Ha ha ha ha ha ha....




Ek din ek daku sardar ke ghar me ghus gaya aur bola SONA KAHAN HAI? Sardar bola: Ullu k patthe, pura ghar khali hai, kahin bhi so ja.



Sardar on bike with his sister. Sum one comment. Oye sardar kinni soni biwi hai. Sardar got angry: Oye biwi hogi teri meri to bahen hai



RELIANCE NEW RECORD : Dhirubhai Ambani ne Swarg main Tower Laga Diya hai. aur aapke liye double khushi ka mauka kyonki NARAK main bhi kaam suru ho chuka hai.



Wife:Jab tum DESI pite ho to PARO kehte ho,jab WHISKY pite ho to DARLIN kehte ho,aaj kya piya jo CHUDAIL kehte ho. Hus-aaj mei hosh me hon



Teacher : Bachho batao Pakistan ne jo Atam Bomb India pe fenka tha aur India ne use pencil bana diya uska naam kya hai?.........................Student : ADNAN SAMI mam!



guruji: "mulanno aaj mi khup khush aahe, kal mala mulga zala,olakha pahu aaj mi dabyat kay aanale asel?"????magil bakawarache watrat karte:
"kharwas!



Bania Jokes

Bania Jokes




Bania's Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe he..
Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.


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Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.
Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?
Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.


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Bania market jata hai underwearpurchase karne.
Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500.
Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily weardikhaao, party wear nahin.



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Sardar to Bania friend: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mujhe 1000 Rs chahiye.
Funny Kanjoos Bania: Dost hi to dost ke kam aata hai. Yeh lo Rs.10 . Riksha karle ghar jao aur apna purse le aao.



Kanjoos Bania
Train mein ik mosquito Funny Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.
Fir ik matchar Bania pe baitha. Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!”

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Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Bania's funny son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.


Sunday, February 21, 2010




Cool Sms


The Best way to stay Happy:

If u have cried today, always think that the Smile u deserved Today has been given By GodTo someone else
Who Really needed it..-)



2Baat Zindagi bhar yaad rakhna:-
1- Kisi ko chaho to dil se chaho Sirf Zubzzn se nahi
2- Kisi par gussa karo to sirf Zubaan seDil se nahi…



Tension se Chere par Pimple padte hai..Rone se Chere par Wrinkle padte hai..Isiliye Dost hamesha Haste raho,Kyunki Hasne se Chere par Dimple padte hai....Keep Smiling.-)



Relations Which require an effort to be never maintained are never true...&If the relations are true ,they never require any effort to be maintained...



Kashish Dil ki har cheej bhula deti hai..Band aankho mai bhi sapne saza deti hai.Sapno ki ek duniya jaroor rakhna mere dost,Kyunki hakikat sabko rula deti hai....




Hausle jab dil mai machalte hai,Kuch raaste naye nikalte hai.Dost ban gaye aap jab se,Gam door khade haath malte hai....





Ques:-Why r women more dangerous than MAFIA?
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Ans:- Mafia wants either your money or Life.
But,Women wants both money & Life...





Define GUTS??


Its when ur Girl Friend catches u in a theatre with another Girl n u say,“SWEETHEART – next show is wid u.-)

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Motivational Quotes


Motivational Sms and Quotes



You Don’t Know How High You can Fly…..
Untill u give a real try….

Just Do ur Best in each try…
May be the sky have to shift a little high….




Manzile unhi ko Milti hai ..
Jinke Sapno mai jaan hoti hai…
Pankh se kuch nahi hota ,
Hauslo se udaan hoti hai…
So Keep Flying…..




Youth may not be the 100% of the Population…
ButYouth are the 100% future of the nation…..



Life is not an i-pod,
Where we can get all our favourite songs,….
It’s like a radio in which u must adjust urself
2 enjoyWhatever comes in it……



The Best way to stay Happy:
If u have cried today, always think that the Smile u deserved Today has been given By GodTo someone else
Who Really needed it..-)



Live with no excuses,
Love with no regrets,
When Life Gives u thousands reason to cry
Show Life that U have thousands reason to smile....





Friendship Sms



Aaj Ke Friends I tell u,Kitne Busy what to do?Koi Mujhe boleI miss u.Koi Mujhe boleNo time for u.Kabhi koi mujhse na kahe,Oh my Friend I m free for u....


SMS doesn't only mean"S"hort"M"essaging,"S"ervicing,But it also means,"S"pecial"M"oments"S"haring,with "S"omeone"M"ost"S"pecial like u...



Flowers Die,Stories End.........
Song fade, Memories are forgotten,
All things come to end
ButPeople like u alwaysremain 4ever bcoz
"GHOST NEVER DIE".


sOME People Give u tears&Some make u cry,Some Give Laughter&Some smiles,But only rare can giveLaughing tears & crying Smiles.....Those r simply called FRIENDs....


Sweet se,Mood mai, Apne Sweet se Friend ki,Sweet siYaad aayi to,Socha ki,Sweet sa sms kar do,Taaki hamari sweet si Dosti mai,Thodi sweetness badh jaaye....



Sometimes in LifeWe think we dont need anyone.
ButSometimes we dont have anyone wen we need .
..So don't let your best buddies go ever.....




Chalte ........ Chalte....

Chalte..........Chalte......
Mere ye geet yaad rakhne ...

Kabhi Alvida na kehna..Kabhi Alvida na kehna.....


Friendship means a little heartthat never hate..A Cute Smile that never fades...A smooth wish thatnever hurts&A Strong relationship thats never breaks.....

Chhoti si baat par Shikwa na karna,

Koi bhool ho to hame Maaf karna.
Naraaz to hona jab humRishta tod denge,
KyunkiAisa tab hogaJab hum duniya chhod denge.....


Each Day i metSomeone new,

But never find anotherYou.
The world is full of people I know its true,
Yet no one ever equals like you...



Saturday, February 20, 2010

Romantic Sms- romantic shayari- Love shayari- kaun kehta hai ke buddhe ishq nahi karte.




Utra hai mere dil mein koi chand nagar se,
Ab khauf nahi koi andhero ke safar se,
Woh baat hai tujh mein ke koi tujh sa nahi hai,
Ae kash koi dekhe tujhe meri nazar se..




Roye Hai Buhat Tab Zara Karaar Mila HaiIs

Funny Shayari



mil jaye sanam mera mein bus ye hi chaahun,....

mil jaye sanam mera mein bus ye hi chaahun,...........

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aahun aahun

aahun aahun
aahun aahun...







A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why?
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Because
He said "SMILE PLEASE"





"Pahla Gadha" yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hu, wo mujhe bahut marta hai,"

Doosra Gadha" tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata."Pahla Gadha" kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sunder ladki hai.wo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai, ki teri shadi kisee gadhe se kar dunga,bas ye soch kar ruka hua hu......



*********Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi********
,***********Ladke bhi unke saath the************
********Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya************.
*********Hamaari Maange**
Pichhe se awaaz aayi****
*********Sindhoor se bharo********************


Friday, February 19, 2010

Games

Beautiful Holland

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Ae Dost Teri dosti ke liye Duniya Chhod denge,Hum teri taraf aaye tufaan ko mod denge,Lekin tune jo chhoda saath mera,Kasam se teri haddiya tod denge....





Santa Tere Kitne Bachhe hai?Banta :-18Santa_ Itne saare?Banta_ Apne sasurji se vaada kiya tha ki unki beti ko kabhi khaali pet nahi rakhunga,,,,,



Upar wale ne mere liye ek dost banaya hai,Wo maine tere roop mai paaya hai,Tu mere dil mai aise samaya hai, JaiseBaajre ke khet mai Saand ghus aaya hai....




Lovely Place " Kashmir",Lovely Day "14Feb",Lavely organ "Heart",Lovely Building "Tajmahal",Lovely Gift "chocolate",Lovely Friend "Only u".



Golu :- " Begam aaj Chicken bahut maze ki bani hai. Kuch special masaala lagaya hai kya?
Wife :-
Nahi ji wo murgi jal gayi thi to maine Burnol lagayi hai.......




Aap ki kami se dil udaas hai, Par mujhe aap se milne ki aas hai.Zakham nahi par dard ka ehsaas hai,aisa lagta hai koi dur hote hue bhi bahut pass hai......


Wednesday, February 17, 2010

अल्पशिक्षित स्त्री- An Indian Village Woman Letter to Her Husband- Funny Letter





गांव में एक स्त्री थी । उसके पती आई टी आई मे कार्यरत थे । वह आपने पती
को पत्र लिखना चाहती थी पर अल्पशिक्षित होने के कारण उसे यह पता नहीं था
कि पूर्णविराम(full stop) कहां लगेगा । इसीलिये उसका जहां मन करता था वहीं
पुर्णविराम लगा देती थी ।
उसने चिट्टी इस प्रकार लिखी--------


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Hum agar aapse mil nahi pate



Hum agar aapse mil nahi pate
aisa nahin ke hamein aap yaad nahi aate,
mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
par jo bas jate hai dil me phir bhulae nahi jate




.Nazar nawaz najaro me ji nahi lagta,
fiza gai to baharo me ji nahi lagta,n
a puchh mujse tere gum me kya gujarti hai,
yahi kahunga hazaron me ji nahi lagta




Never search ur happiness in others which will makeu feel alone,
but search it in urself u will feel happy even if uare left alone





Kafi hai husn ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye



Sabse loving kaun: TUM,
sabse sweet kaun: TUM,
sabse cute kaun: TUM,i
n sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM
lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM




.Nighahe nighago se milakar to dekho,
naye logo se rishta banakar to dekho,
hasrate dil me dabane se kya faida,
apne hoton ko hilakar to dekho,
asmaan simat jayega tumhare agosh me,
chahat ki bahen failakar to dekho



Frindship opens many doors each with a differentview
but none could be more beautiful viewthan the door that leads to u


Tum kya jano kya hai tanhai is tute hue patte sepucho kya hai judai,
yu bewafa ka ilzam na de zalim,is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad na aayi


BathmeezChaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR


Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai,
apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai,p
ata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai,
dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya hai




Make a heart which never breaks,
make a smile which never hurts,
make a touch which never pains,
make a friendship which never ends



Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye,
dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye wo jazba hai jo sabko nahi milta,
kyonki aap jaisa chahiye nibhane ke liye



Zindagi hai nadan isiliye chup hoon,
dard hi dard subah shaam isiliye chup hoon,
keh du zamane se dastan apni,
usme aayega tera naam isiliye chup hoon



Tuesday, February 16, 2010


Teacher student parent jokes - Swiming pool

One of the student's parents were summoned in the school.
Student's father - Teacher... what's wrong... Did my son do any mischief?
Teacher - Mischief?... He has done a big mischief ... Do you know what he did? ... Father - What he did?... let me know...
Teacher - He had peed in the swiming pool full of water.
Father - Teacher... what's wrong in it... some time or the other we all pee in the pool.... you also may have peed some times... isn't it?.

Teacher - Yes I also did ... but not standing on the diving pan.






Maalkin:- Tumne meri barsaati kyun pehen rakhi hai…???

Naukarani:- Aapki keemti saaree ko bachaane kee liye…




Student > Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher > no, of course not.Student > good, because i didn't do my homework.........




Judge:- Jab tum redimade garments ki dukaan se satar tod kapde lekar jaane lage to tumhe
apne biwi bachho ka khayaal nahi aaya…
Thief:- Aaya to tha par waha par females aur bachho ke kapde hi nahi thai…





Father:- Agar maine apne father se itne sawaal pooche hote jitne ki tum mere se poochte ho to kya hota?

Child:- To aapko mere sawaalo ke jawaab to aa jaate..





E-MAIL ore Female!


American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.." Sardarji " India mein to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"



Maa- Boby apni teacher ko kis karo
Boby- Nahi maa mujhe darr lagta hai.
Maa- Kyun darr lagta hai?
Boby- Kyunki kal Papa ne unhe kiss kiya tha to unhone papa ko thappad maar diya tha….




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एक सरदारजी एक मेडीकल शॉपमें गया और उसने दुकानदारसे पुछा, '' क्या आपके पास ऍसीटीलसॅलीसायक्लीक ऍसीड है?''

होशीयार कुत्ता



Hindi जोक्स कॉमेडी jokes - होशीयार कुत्ता


एक बार एक ऑफीसमें एक क्लार्क चाहिए था. इसलिए उन्होने ऑफीसके बाहर एक बोर्ड लगाया -'' क्लार्क चाहिए ...

Beta Jokes


पुत्र : मां, आज सुबह जब मैं पापा के साथ बस में आ रहा था तो उन्होंने एक औरत के लिये मुझसे अपनी सीट छोड़ने को कहा।
मां : बेटा, ये तो अच्छी बात है। बड़ों का सम्मान करना चाहिये।
पुत्र : मगर मां, मैं तो पापा की गोद में बैठा हुआ था।



भतीजा - चाचा जी,आपने मेरे जन्मदिन पर एक नन्हा सा खिलौना दिया था,उसके लिए धन्यवाद!
चाचा-बेटे इसमे धन्यवाद की क्या बात है?
भतीजा- मेरी भी यही राय है,लेकिन मम्मी ने कहा है फिर भी धन्यवाद तो देना चाहिए।




Ganguly’s Son:- “Yeh Kya, DADDY SIXER Per SIXER MAARE Jaa Rahe Hain..?”Ganguly’s Wife:- “Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai…..!!..



Baap: Munna, aaj aasman se ek pari aye gi or tumhen aik choooti munni gift kar jaey gi.

Beta: O ja Abba, chawlan na maar, ammi nu jaldi hospital le k ja..




Beta Jokes


Baap –Beta

गप्पू बेटा-पापा आपकी दा....., गप्पू-कितनी बार कहा कि खाना खाते वक्त बीच में मत बोला करो।
खाना खाने के बाद गप्पू-हां अब बोलो।
बेटा-पापा मैं तो केवल इतना कह रहा था आपकी दाल में मक्खी गिर गई थी।



बेटा:- डेडी, ज्यादा काबिल कौन है मैं या आप?
"डैडी:- मै, क्योकि मैं एक तो तुम्हारा बाप हुँ,
दुसरे उम्र मे भी तुम से बडा हुँ और मेरा तजुर्बा भी तुम से ज्यादा है।"
बेटा:- "फ़िर तो आप जानते होगें कि अमेरिका की खोज किस ने की थी?
"डैडी:- "कोलम्बस ने की थी"
बेटा:-"कोलम्बस के बाप ने क्यों नही की, उसका तजुर्बा तो कोलम्बस से कही ज्यादा होगा




पुत्र : मां, आज सुबह जब मैं पापा के साथ बस में आ रहा था तो उन्होंने एक औरत के लिये मुझसे अपनी सीट छोड़ने को कहा।
मां : बेटा, ये तो अच्छी बात है। बड़ों का सम्मान करना चाहिये।
पुत्र : मगर मां, मैं तो पापा की गोद में बैठा हुआ था।


Hindi Chutkule



Ishq ke School mai

इश्क के स्कुलमें नया माहौल हो गया. के टिचर को पप्पुसे प्यार हो गया. तभीसे
सारा क्लास उदास हो गया. सारे लडके फेल और पप्पु पास हो गया.




एक सर्कस में लड़की ने शेर को किस किया!
रिंगमास्टर: आप में से कोई यह कर सकता है?
संता: मैं आता हूँ पर पहले इस शेर को पीछे करो!


Hindi Chutkule





प्रीतो: क्यों सिनेमा हॉल में क्या तुम्हें किसी ने छेड़ा?
जीतो: हाँ आखिरकार छेवीं सीट पर!

संता : यार मेरे 5 साल के बेटे ने मेरी सारी कविताएं फाड़ डाली।- Hindi Chutkule

संता : यार मेरे 5 साल के बेटे ने मेरी सारी कविताएं फाड़ डाली।
 




एक कुंवारी लड़की की प्रार्थना : हे प्रभो, मैं अपने लिए कुछ नहीं मांगती, लेकिन कृपा करके मेरी मां को दामाद दे दो।''



''पिताजी, शादी में कितना खर्चा होता है ?'' ''पता नहीं बेटा, मैं तो आज तक चुका ही रहा हूं।''





मीना : मेरे पति को छोड़कर आज तक किसी और ने मेरा चुम्बन नहीं लिया। टीना : इसका तुम्हें गर्व है या पश्चाताप ?




बस के गेट पर लटके हुए मुसाफिरों से कंडक्टर ने कहा : भाइयो, अंदर हो जाओ। इस तरह गेट पर लटकना आपकी जान के लिए खतरनाक है। लेकिन जब कोई भी अंदर न हुआ तो कंडक्टर गुस्से में बोला : तुम्हें तुम्हारी पत्नी की कसम अंदर हो जाओ! इतना सुनना था कि जो मुसाफिर सीटों पर बैठे थे वे भी गेट पर आकर लटक गए।




एक आलसी से मित्र ने कहा : सुना है, तुम फौज में भरती हो रहे हो ?
आलसी : अरे नहीं, मुझे तो यह भी पता नहीं कि बंदूक का मुंह किधर रखकर चलाते हैं।
मित्र : इसमें क्या है ? तुम बंदूक का मुंह किधर भी रखकर चलाओ, देश का भला ही करोगे।




Musharraf


Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.

Funny Indian Kid: Kamal hai ji, sabka nishana chook gaya?

Funny


kya meri nak tedi hai.

kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai.
surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe...
phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.............?






Arz kiya hai:

Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle......... bakri kha gayi





Ek macher ki makhi say ho gai shadi..

ek macher ki makhi say ho gai shadi..pahli hi raat start ho gai barbadi...macher becharay ki kismat hi khoti thi..makhi MOSPEL laga kay soti thi...




Who m I?
A step wen u stop. A touch wen u r lost. A word wen u r quite. A smile wen u r sad. A sholdr wen u cry.
Not so Close 2u but a frnd 4u under d same sky.



A true friend is not like the Rain which pours & goes away.
A true frnd is like the Air..... Sometimes silent but always around you.




"Never argue with idiots
Cuz first they bring u to their level & then they beat u wid their experience!!"
-BILL GATES




A best friend isn't someone,
who is just always there for you.
Its someone who understands u a bit
more than you understand urself...





Pati apni Biwi se-"HATA lo apne chehre se yeh Zulfein ae jaan-e-tamana


KHUDA KASAM



Agli baar Khaane mein bal AYA to SAJNI se GAJNI bana dunga







Whn Emotions Play their Role
Heart Cries
When Heart Cries,
It dsnt Make any Sound
But
D person who listen that sound is called Friend
...





(~_~) Can u close ur eyes for a minute please?
(-_-) Thanku..




Did u feel how dark it was???Dis is my life widout a swt frnd just like U
gud nite
:-)




Na tasvir hai aapki
jo didar kiya jaye.
na aap pas hai jo baat ki jaye.
ye kon sa ehsas diya hai aapne
na kuch kaha jaye
na tum bin raha jaye....










No Quality+No style-
Laloo


No Quality but style-
Sania

Qulaity but no style-
Abdul Kalam

Quality+style---


Gues. . .



Yes

'YOU'


are Right !
Its Me.





Aaram se theek hona.



Agar question paper tuff lage ya samajh me na aaye to
ek gehri saans lo aur
.
zor se chillao
.
.
.

.
.
.
.

kamino fail hi karna hain to exam kyun lete ho...!!!:-)

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Dear Friend’s!
Your RemainingSleeping Time
Has been Expired
SO
Plz

Leave Ur Bed
Open Ur Eyes
And c Ur Mobile
I wish U*Salam.E.Subah*&*
G00D M0RNING*



Good Morning Sms
Every new day
Every new dayIs a new chapter of lifeBringing new topicsNew moments 4 lifeI wish 2day all the goodMoments approachWhy to make your day joyful
Good A.M




A fantastic day 4 u
Flowerful morningColorful noonJoyful evening&Peaceful night !!
Be happyIt going to beA fantastic day 4 u

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