Atal Bihari and Other Jokes

ATAL BIHARI- retire ho gya hoon ji chahta hai ab shadi kr lu,
ADWANI - kr lo,
ATAL- vidhwa se kr lu,
ADWANI - kuwari se hi kr lo vidhwa to apne aap ho jayegi.

तिनका तिनका तूफ़ान में बिखरते चले गए

तिनका तिनका तूफ़ान में बिखरते चले गए
तन्हाई कि गहराइयों में उतरते चले गए
उड़ते थे जिन दोस्तो के सहारे आसमानों में हम

Lovely morning Sms

G)od
(O)ffers us
(O)utstanding
(D)evotion to

Santa Banta

Interviewer: Wat is ur Qualification?

Santa: Sir,
I'm Ph.D

Intrviwer: Ph.D?
wo b aap
Kaise?

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Friends... The most precious relation.....

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BIRTHDAY SMS

Tamnnaon se bhari ho jindgi,
Kwahisho se bhara ho har pal,
Daaman bhi chhota lagne lage,
Itani khushiya de aapko aane wala kal !!
Happy Birth Day