Sunday, March 27, 2011

Never Give Yp - Dont Quit Motivated Poem


When things go wrong, as they sometimes will;
When the road you're trudging, seems all uphill;
When the founds are low and the debts are high;
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh;
When care is pressing you down a bit;
Rest if you must, but don't Quit.

Scientific Lover Shayari - So Cute

Scientific Lover



Naa ye CHEMISTRY hoti, na me STUDENT hota Na wo LAB hoti, na wo LOVE ACCIDENT hota


Tabhi PRACTICAL ke waqt nazar aayi ek ladki khubsurat is naak uski TEST TUBE jaisi


Uski baaton me GLUCOSE ki mithas thi ETHYL ALCOHOL is thandi uski saans thi


Andhere me wo RADIUM ki tarah chamakti thi jab aankh mili to REACTION hua, love ka PRODUCTION hua!

Shayari From Fanaa Movie


E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,


E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,

 Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.

 Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,

 Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.

 Bahot Muskil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,

 Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
 Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,

Kuch Dard bhari Shayari- Some sad Shayari

Raha jo dil mein dhadkan ban ke
bichda mujhse vo bewafa ban ke
na ummid rahi jeene ki ab ae dosto
milli hamein dava bhi ek sazaa ban ke
 
Ab toh gham sehne ki aadat si hogayi hai
raat ko chhup chhup rone ki aadat si hogayi hai
tu Bewafa hai....khel mere dil se ji bhar ke
hamein toh ab chot khaane ki aadat si hogayi hai
 
Jane kis baat ki mujhko saja deta hai,
meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai.
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai.
 
kaash aasoun ke saath yaadein beh jati
kaash ye khamosi sab kuch keh jati
kaash kismat tumne likhi hoti to
shayad meri kismat me pyar ki kami na rah jati
 
Jaan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan na paaye,
Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchaan na paaye,
Khud hi kar li bewafai humne,
taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye.
 

 Khuda ne kaash mohabbat banaayi na hoti
toh aaj iss tarah hamare pyar ki rusvaayi na hoti
kaash unke dil mein zara si wafa hoti
toh iss tarah mere saath bewafaayi na hoti
Aankho me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte,
dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte.
Humari to rooh me bas gaye a Woh,
tabhi to hum milne ki fariyad nahi karte.
 
Tum bin zindagi suni si lagti hai,
Har pal adhuri si lagti hai...
Ab to in saanson ko apni saanson se jodde,
Warna zindagi kuch pal ki mehmaan lagti hai..

Some good Love Shayari - "Mein ne Poocha kesey ho"


Mein ne Poocha kesey ho
Badley Ho ya wesey ho
Roop wohi, Andaaz wohi
ya phir is mein koi kami

Hijr ka kuch ehsaas to hoga
koi tumharey pass to hoga
mein Bichra ye majboori thi
kab manzoor mujhey Doori thi

Dil Ki Dhadhkan Hai, Khyaalon Mein Mere Rehta Hai !!



Dil ki dhadhkan hai,khyaalon mein mere rehta hai

Kaun hai woh, jo swaalon mein mere rehta hai

Jis ka dekha na khwaab us se wafa karta hoon

BEST FRIEND SHAYARI- I'm going to be the best friend you ever had.

I'm going to be the best friend you ever had.

I'm going to listen to you like no one has
Even if I might be too busy.
I'm going to be there when it counts
Not this time, but every time you need it.

Some Funny Shayaris- Before Marriage...And other

 
---------------------
 
Attar ki shishi main pattar pe tod doon

Attar ki shishi main pattar pe thod doon

Tu ek baar aa jaye tho...

Main baaju wali ko chod doon
 
-------------------

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

MAA KI MAMTA payi hai! - Maa Shayari



Aaj hawa ne phir se wahi beeti baat dohrayi hai,
Mere guzre bachpan ki yadeen apne sath wo layi hai!

Ek mamta ki chao me maine sari umar beetayi hai,
Apne gamon ke sailabo ko jo has kar sehti ayi hai!

Laloo Prasad small jokes- Mast Jokes


Laloo small jokes

* What do they call French Toilet in Bihar ?
La loo

* Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which
Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on...

CUTE Sweet Friendship Sms, Dosti Sms - For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa


For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream
4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some f

FrIeNdShIp sMs - Thank you for touching my life


FrIeNdShIp sMs
Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are
not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you
are.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Some Motivatioal & inspiring Cute Sms For Life- Get encouragement

-->Patience is not the ability to wait
but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting,
knowing well that God makes everything
beautiful in his time.

Don’t spoil what you have
by desiring what you don’t have
coz what you have now
is one of the many things
you once desired for.

Monday, March 21, 2011

SOFTWARE HUSBAND - A very funny conversation Between Software Engineer husband and Wife

SOFTWARE Engineer  Husband
SOFTWARE HUSBAND  - A very funny conversation Between Software Engineer husband and Wife

Husband : ( Returning late form work ) "Good evening Dear, I'm now
logged in."

Wife : Have you brought the ring ?

Husband : Bad command or filename.

SOME ROMANTIC COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD- ABBREVIATION


SOME ROMANTIC COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD

These are some of the romantic countries in the world.

H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.

Sardar Ji Cute Mast Funny Jokes Sms

    COLOR TV


Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."


sholay : Scene VEERU ke Rishtey ki Baat


Jay : Mausi, ladka ATOS mein kaam karta hai..

Mausi : Hai ram..!!! Aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??

Jay : kahan mausi 2 saal TCS me rahne ke baad koi Company leti kahan hai…

Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se TCS mein hi hai..

Jay : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal to salary bhi jyada NAHI mil
rahi hai use..

Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?

Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi..

Friday, March 18, 2011

Free PC game Download- Deepica.exe



Get Free Game For Your Pc









Husband: & Wife Jokes



Wife::-

Jab Tum Desi Pite Ho to mujhe Paro kehte ho

Jab Whisky pite ho to mujhe Darling kehte ho

Beautiful saying- Cute lines by a lover




Beautiful saying-

LOVE is a best medicine for any kind of injury.

True na.

Some Good sms collection



aapki life main Mithas ho cadbury jaise
roanak ho nerolac jaise
mehak ho axe jaise

Some nice Sms......

My Dear U r the Flower
I unable to PLuck...
But
Still I Feel Ur Unique Fragrance...

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

WAITER- SAHAB Good Hindi Jokes



WAITER-"SAHAB KHANA SAFED PLATE ME LAUN YA PILI PLATE ME?

SAFED PLATE KA EK RUPAIYA ATIRIKT HAI."

POLICE WALE AND NAKLI NOTE- Police Jokes



EK DIN POLICE WALO NE EK AADAMI 

KO NAKLI NOTE CHAPANE KE

shanti ko bulao- Husband Wife Jokes


Ek husband apani wife se - shanti ko bulao

Gandhi Ji and naai (barber)- funny jokes, hindi jokes, hindi chutkule, gandhi ji jokes, funny sms, hindi comedy



1 bar gandhi ji k sar per 8-10 baal ug aaye 

gandhi ji naai k pas gaye,
Naai gusse sai bola inhe ginu ya katu?

Gandhi ji sharmaty huye  bole inhe  colour kar do...

Two Sardar Ji And ATM Machine Pin no.


An ATM is considered as a very complicated machine in rural India. There are lot of funny incidents that happen around the ATM. At time when you find sardarjis using an ATM you would feel that this is one of the most complicated machines ever to be made and would wonder as to what is it that would be simple and easy for him.

I was once standing in line at an ATM and

अगर सरदार सरकार चला ए तो? - जोक्स Sardar Ji Hindi Jokes


अगर सरदार सरकार चला ए तो?


सरकार और सरदारमे क्या फर्क होता है?

Intelligent Sardar - Cute Sardar ji Funny jokes

Intelligent Sardar


A sardar was admitted to the hospital as he injured his left hand in a mill wheel. 
His hand had to be amputated and people

Papers ki Roti......MubaRak Ho AapKo Examz ka Tehwar!


Papers ki Roti

Notes ka Achaar

Tube Light ki Kirnen

All Rights Reserved. 2015 Copyright AbhiFunWorld

Published and http://abhifunworld.blogspot.in/ Designed By : BloggerMotion

Top