Kavita - Tujhe na thi Hmare Pyar ki Khabar- Hindi funny poem & sms

Kavita - 

Tujhe na thi Hmare Pyar ki Khabar,

Wah-Wah

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Scientific Lover Shayari - So Cute

Scientific Lover



Naa ye CHEMISTRY hoti, na me STUDENT hota Na wo LAB hoti, na wo LOVE ACCIDENT hota


Tabhi PRACTICAL ke waqt nazar aayi ek ladki khubsurat is naak uski TEST TUBE jaisi


Uski baaton me GLUCOSE ki mithas thi ETHYL ALCOHOL is thandi uski saans thi


Andhere me wo RADIUM ki tarah chamakti thi jab aankh mili to REACTION hua, love ka PRODUCTION hua!

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Some Funny Shayaris- Before Marriage...And other

---------------------   Attar ki shishi main pattar pe tod doon Attar ki shishi main pattar pe thod doon Tu ek baar aa jaye tho... Main baaju wali ko chod doon   -------------------

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SOME ROMANTIC COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD- ABBREVIATION

SOME ROMANTIC COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD

These are some of the romantic countries in the world.

H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies.

I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You.

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Kabhi Kabhi aisa ho

kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai

kuch aisa ho jaye.. paper ho per result na aye.. class ho per teacher na aye...

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Funny

Kal jab mile thhe....
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain...
your FILE NOT FOUND!
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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
CTRL+ALT+ DEL kar doonga...
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Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya
ke PASTE karna bhool gaye....
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Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to DOUBLE CLICK karo......
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Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 ERRORS aur 5 WARNING...
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more DISK SPACE........

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Funny Shayari

mil jaye sanam mera mein bus ye hi chaahun,....

mil jaye sanam mera mein bus ye hi chaahun,...........

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aahun aahun

aahun aahun
aahun aahun...







A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why?
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Because
He said "SMILE PLEASE"





"Pahla Gadha" yaar mein jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hu, wo mujhe bahut marta hai,"

Doosra Gadha" tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata."Pahla Gadha" kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut sunder ladki hai.wo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai, ki teri shadi kisee gadhe se kar dunga,bas ye soch kar ruka hua hu......



*********Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi********
,***********Ladke bhi unke saath the************
********Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya************.
*********Hamaari Maange**
Pichhe se awaaz aayi****
*********Sindhoor se bharo********************

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होशीयार कुत्ता

Hindi जोक्स कॉमेडी jokes - होशीयार कुत्ता


एक बार एक ऑफीसमें एक क्लार्क चाहिए था. इसलिए उन्होने ऑफीसके बाहर एक बोर्ड लगाया -'' क्लार्क चाहिए ...

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