india ka jhanda



Teacher: India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahaN lehraaya gaya?

Sardar ( kaafi sochne k baad ) :
Hawa meiN











Mareez doctor se: Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua.


Doctor:Koi bat nh kal se me tmhy Rs.40 ki dawa duga Rs.10 ka faida hoga


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Larka college me frst day ek larki se:
Hi,ap ka naam?
Larki :gussay se) muje sab Behen kehtay hen.
Larka:bari khushi hui apse mil k,mjhe sub Behnoi kehte hen:-)














This is a test to check ur English. Read this fast and loud.


BOW VOW COW, HOW NOW LOW,BOW VOW WOW VOW BOW BOW..


TEST RESULT OK..


" GOOD DOG""

















Log kehte haiki 40,000/- ka Royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta hai.


Arey 400/- ki Royal Challenge piyo to sara shehar hi rangeen dhikega.














Eid ka tofa




















Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal Eid pe mujhe lohe ka bed banwa ke diya tha,


Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”



Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”

A Memorable Dog

A Dog was doing SuSu on wall
Sudenly Wal Fell on Dog & He Died On d SPOT,
Then onwrds all DOGS decided
2 Give 1 LEG SuPPort To Wall While Doing SuSu.;-)

Boy & Girl

Girl- Ur Name?
Boy -Black Lion
Girl- R U joking
Boy- No,it means Kalu Singh
& ur's?
Girl- soft Underwear
Boy- R U joking?
Girl- No,it means komal Chadda

Funny Girl

Funny Hindi Girl ik tree pe chadi.
Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aayi?
Funny Hindi Girl: Apple khane.
Monkey: Yeh to aam ka tree hai.
Funny Hindi Girl: Pata hai, Apple saath laayi hoon.

Gujrati Babu

Ik Gujarati Babu ke 2 kids the: Funny aur Bunny.
Funny Kid: Papa, Bunny apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.
Bunny Kid: Nahi papa, yeh jhooth bol raha hai, mein to samjhta hoon ji.

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
bandar ki aakhri nasal khatam ho gayi!!

father-beta tumne college me sabse mushkil kaam koun sa sikha?beta-2 kaam sikhe.1 danto se bear ki bottal kholna.2 tez aandi me 1 tilli se cigerete jalana

teacher ne bachhe ki copy par note likha kripya bachhe ko nahalakar bheja kare.bachhe ki mom ne note padne ke bad likha kar bheja bachhe ko padaya kare sungha na kare

A Tiger was giving wedding party to his frnds..A Cat came there and danced.Tiger asked who r u ?Cat said: I was also a Tiger before my marriage......

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JATT ka intezar to 11 colgs ki ladkiyaan kar rahi hain lekin jatt ka aana mushkil he nahi namumkin hai, kyunki?
jatt
kank nu paani de reha hai.

ragging ke waqt ladko ne 1 ladki se kaha,

"1 sawal ka jawab do-patna kahan par hai?"

ladki-bihar mein

boys-yahin pat jao itne dur jaane ki kya jarurat hai....!

Sharma dial a no. & hear, iss call ke liye aapka balance kafi nahi hai."
sharma: koi baat nahi jaane man tumse baat ho gai bas itna hi kafi hai.

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Wen u propose a gal, its direct marketing.
Wen u call her, its telemarketing.
Wen she walks 2u, its brand recognition
& wen she slap u, its customer feedback..

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Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota.
1.Kabhi khansi kabhi jukham
2.Kaho na bukhar hai
3.T.B no.1
4.Kal patient ho na ho
5.Hum blood de chuke sanam.




I wrote ur name on the sand it got washed away, I wrote ur name in air it got blown away, so I wrote ur name in my heart,

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saala heart attack aa gaya..!

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Comedy Shayari

Comedy Shayari

जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी है ,
ना मा, बाप, बहन , ना यहा कोई भाई है .
हर लडकी का है Boy Friend,
हर लडके ने Girl Friend पायी है ,
चंद दिनो के है ये रिश्ते ,
फिर वही रुसवायी है .

घर जाना Home Sickness कहलाता है ,
पर Girl Friend से मिलने को टाईम रोज मिल जाता है .
दो दिन से नही पुछा मां की तबीयत का हाल ,
Girl Friend से पल - पल की खबर पायी है,
जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी है …..

कभी खुली हवा मे घुमते थे ,
अब AC की आदत लगायी है .
धुप हमसे सहन नही होती ,
हर कोई देता यही दुहाई है .


मेहनत के काम हम करते नही
,इसीलिये Gym जाने की नौबत आयी है .
McDonalds, PizaaHut जाने लगे,
दाल- रोटी तो मुश्कील से खायी है .
जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी है …..

Work Relation हमने बडाये ,
पर दोस्तो की संख्या घटायी है .
Professional ने की है तरक्की ,
Social ने मुंह की खायी है.
जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले .......

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Cool & Funny SMS collection

Ganguly’s Son:- “Yeh Kya, DADDY SIXER Per SIXER MAARE Jaa Rahe Hain..?”Ganguly’s Wife:- “Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai…..!!..
Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha,lekin baat khas hui nahi,tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha,lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi…..!!!



Accident hua bheed ho gayi’ Santa ko aaga aane ka mauka nahi mil raha tha Santachillaya hay mere baapu Sabne Santa ko aage jane diya ,
Aage dekha to kutta mara hua tha…….




Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

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Sms

How to kill mosqiuito?
1. Catch it alive.()
2. Tie its legs
.3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach.
4. n When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth...n pour a spoon of poison.....
Mission Accomplished....




Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Those Sparkling EyesThose Sparkling EyesThat Amazing FaceA 100watt smile()The Enthu StrideThe Cheerful TalkCharming studI'm still The samehw r u?...wts up?

Some time my heart ask me, why i like U? why i want 2 see U? why i remember U? why i lov U? why u make me lov? then my heart simply gives me ans, coz i lov cartoons.



U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,U R 100% sweet
,U R 100% nice, and()U R 100% stupid to believe these words..

Think Big. Think Positive.
Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great.
I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut.
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!





Can v do romance in the evening today?
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood()
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
Reply me soon
urs lovingly,
"MOSQUITO"

Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!



In Urdu Flirt sms shayari ek aap ho jo itnay pyaray hoek aap ho jo itnay cute ho ek aap ho jo itnay decent hoaur ek main hoon jo jhoot bole ja rahin hoon




Today is “Recharging Day’
So recharge my cell with
Rs10 = Just Friend.
Rs25 = Nice Friend
Rs 50= Sweet Friend
Rs 100 = Cute Friend.
Rs 250 = Gud Friend
Rs 500= Best Friend
Ab dikhao Dosti ->




Full Form of
WIFE = Worries invited forever
LOVERS= Loss of valuable energy and rupees

FRIENDS = First relationship In Earth that never dies….

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