Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Saturday, November 5, 2011

School inspection Committee- "Parsuram ka Dhnush kisne toda"



Ek Inspection Committee ek School mai inspection karne gaye. 

Teacher ke saamne unhone unki class ke ek Student ko utakar poocha -

"Parsuram ka Dhnush kisne toda". 

Student ne jawab diya - mujhe nahi pata.

Phir dusre ladke se yahi sawal poocha to usne kaha -"Mai parso nahi aaya tha". 

To Inspection Committee ne kaha - kya koi Student is Question ka jawab de sakta hai. kisi ne kooch nahi kaha.
Tabhi Teacher ne kaha - Sir lagta hai Raju ne kiya hoga kyon ki wah bahut natkhat hai.

Inspection Committee gusse se Principal ke room mai jaakar kaha - aapke yahan ke student to kuch bhi nahi jante hai yahan tak ki Teacher bhi murkh hai. Maine ek sawal kiya ki Parsuram ka dhanush kisne toda to kisi ne jawab nahi diya.

मछर तो मेरे को torch लेकर ढून्ढ रहे है- Machhar jokes- Hindi Jokes on Mosquito


Hindi Jokes- Mosquito and a boy- Funny Jokes- Funny sms



 एक बार एक लड़का रात को अपनी मम्मी से कहता है - मम्मी मछर काट रहे है
तो 

प्रेमी - प्रेमिका Aur शादी - Funny Lovers jokes - Hindi Comedy Sms



प्रेमी जोड़ा आपस में बातें कर रहा था।

प्रेमिका - हम लोग दो साल से एक दूसरे से प्रेम करते हैं। क्या तुमने कभी शादी के बारे में नहीं सोचा ?

प्रेमी - दरअसल बात यह है कि ......

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Sardar Ji Jokes Ebook Download- Free Hindi Jokes Book Download


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Monday, October 3, 2011

Loha, Lohe Ko Kaat-ta Hai - Nes Sms, nice and Cute sms



Loha, Lohe Ko Kaat-ta Hai
Heera, Heere Ko Kaat-ta Hai

Apko B 1 Din Kutta Zarur Katega

Free Download Sms ebook, Jokes book, PC game, Mobile Games Videos, Cartoons, Disney, Popeye, micky,Dictionary, Softwares, 3gp Video Video

Free Download jokes ebook, sms book, mobile games, pc games, shayari ebook ,and lots of fun and entertainment

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Monday, May 2, 2011

FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT@ - FINANCIAL JOKES SMS- hindi jokes- hindi comedy



A beggar found 100Rs. 

He decided to have a great dinner.


He went to a 5 star hotel & enjoyed d dinner for Rs.1000.

Monday, March 21, 2011

SOFTWARE HUSBAND - A very funny conversation Between Software Engineer husband and Wife

SOFTWARE Engineer  Husband
SOFTWARE HUSBAND  - A very funny conversation Between Software Engineer husband and Wife

Husband : ( Returning late form work ) "Good evening Dear, I'm now
logged in."

Wife : Have you brought the ring ?

Husband : Bad command or filename.

Sardar Ji Cute Mast Funny Jokes Sms

    COLOR TV


Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."


Wednesday, March 16, 2011

WAITER- SAHAB Good Hindi Jokes



WAITER-"SAHAB KHANA SAFED PLATE ME LAUN YA PILI PLATE ME?

SAFED PLATE KA EK RUPAIYA ATIRIKT HAI."

POLICE WALE AND NAKLI NOTE- Police Jokes



EK DIN POLICE WALO NE EK AADAMI 

KO NAKLI NOTE CHAPANE KE

shanti ko bulao- Husband Wife Jokes


Ek husband apani wife se - shanti ko bulao

Gandhi Ji and naai (barber)- funny jokes, hindi jokes, hindi chutkule, gandhi ji jokes, funny sms, hindi comedy



1 bar gandhi ji k sar per 8-10 baal ug aaye 

gandhi ji naai k pas gaye,
Naai gusse sai bola inhe ginu ya katu?

Gandhi ji sharmaty huye  bole inhe  colour kar do...

Two Sardar Ji And ATM Machine Pin no.


An ATM is considered as a very complicated machine in rural India. There are lot of funny incidents that happen around the ATM. At time when you find sardarjis using an ATM you would feel that this is one of the most complicated machines ever to be made and would wonder as to what is it that would be simple and easy for him.

I was once standing in line at an ATM and

अगर सरदार सरकार चला ए तो? - जोक्स Sardar Ji Hindi Jokes


अगर सरदार सरकार चला ए तो?


सरकार और सरदारमे क्या फर्क होता है?

Intelligent Sardar - Cute Sardar ji Funny jokes

Intelligent Sardar


A sardar was admitted to the hospital as he injured his left hand in a mill wheel. 
His hand had to be amputated and people

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Pakistani scientist

3 scientists happen to meet each other by chance at a party, 
an American, a Russian, and a Pakistani. 
They boast their country's science achievements. 

Friday, February 18, 2011

Download Free Sms ebook and Jokes ebook- Fun and masti Zone

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Thursday, December 30, 2010

खाक बल्ले-बल्ले होगी - Doctor Jokes


एक डॉक्टर- यार, अब तो तेरी बल्ले-बल्ले हो जाएगी,

तूने इतनी अच्छी दवा इजाद की है। अब मुंह लटका कर क्यों बैठा है।

पप्पू (मां से)- क्या परी आकाश में उड़ती है? - Hindi Jokes


पप्पू (मां से)- क्या परी आकाश में उड़ती है?

मां (पप्पू से)- हां..

पप्पू- तो अपनी कामवाली क्यों नही उड़ती?

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