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Laloo Prasad small jokes- Mast Jokes

Laloo small jokes

* What do they call French Toilet in Bihar ?
La loo

* Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which
Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on...

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Rabdi and Laalu

 Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!

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Funny Sms

Lalu Bhaiss pae baith kar road paar ja rahe thai.

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Laalu Bio Data

Lalu Bio data


Laloo sent his BioData 2 apply 4 a post in Microsoft USA. Few days l8r he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates


Laloo prasad jumped wid joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference-

"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayi hai."
Every1 was delighted. He continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apna appointment Letter padhkar sunaungaa ? par letter angrezi mein hai isliye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga."

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiya
You do not meet -aap to milte hi nahin ho
our requirement -humko to zarurat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence -ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zarurat nahin
No phone call -phoonwa ka bhi zarurat nahin hai
shall be entertained -bahut khaatir ki jayegi
Thanks -aapka bahut dhanyavad

Bill Gates -Tohar Bilva

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Politician And Laalu Raabdi Jokes

Two parties k politician behas


2 parties k Politician behas mE masroof thay,
Dono ne ek dosray ko Qa-El krnay ki nakam kosish ki phir ilzamat per utar aaye,
1st politician:I KNOW, tum kiS K isharay per Nachtay ho?
2nd politician:IDIOT!saysi guftago me mERi B.V kO kyUn include krtay ho?

The politician

The Latest New Dance Craze

Is Called

"The Politician"

It's Two Steps Forward,

One Step Backward

And Then

A Sidestep ;->

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Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat

Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo ""WAIT PLEASE"" for which Laloo replied ""65Kgs"" and moved on... "

Lalu Goes 2A Shop & Asks:
A Bandarva Ka Photu Kitne Ka He Re?
Shopkepper: Woh Phutwa Nahin Sahib
Wo To Seesa (Mirror) He!

Laalu Jokes

While on a personal visit to Las vegas, LaLoo wanted to talk to his wife’ but he afraid to disturb her. So he picked up the phone and asked the long distance telephone operater ‘ Could u please tell me the time differance between patna and Las vegas”
Opertor:
just a minute sir.....
Laloo:
Thank u and put the phone down

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