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    COLOR TV

Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."

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Two Sardar Ji And ATM Machine Pin no.

An ATM is considered as a very complicated machine in rural India. There are lot of funny incidents that happen around the ATM. At time when you find sardarjis using an ATM you would feel that this is one of the most complicated machines ever to be made and would wonder as to what is it that would be simple and easy for him.

I was once standing in line at an ATM and

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अगर सरदार सरकार चला ए तो? - जोक्स Sardar Ji Hindi Jokes

अगर सरदार सरकार चला ए तो?

सरकार और सरदारमे क्या फर्क होता है?

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Intelligent Sardar


A sardar was admitted to the hospital as he injured his left hand in a mill wheel. 
His hand had to be amputated and people

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Bank manager bhi sardar tha,...Sardar Ji Jokes

2 Sardar Bank lutne gae,

or Gun bhul gaye.

fir b Bank lut liya.

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One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.

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Sardar ji Jokes

Sardar Roti Ka 1 Tukda
Khud aur 1 tukda Murge ko khila raha tha.
Ye dekh kar 1 aadmi bola
ye ky kar rahe ho?

Sardar:-Khandani log hai. Roti murge k saath hi khaate hai..

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Pathan Jokes

pathan girl friend ko ghar le gaya,
sab darwaze khirkiyan band kardin,
parde gira diye light off kar k us k pass aya aur kaha
dekho humara watch main light jalta hai.

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Funny Sardar Sms

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?""Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.



Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?Because below 18 was not allowed.




Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.



A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGONJARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "




2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!






अगर सरदार सरकार चला ए तो?


....सरकार और सरदारमे क्या फर्क होता है?
सरकार को चलाना पडता है और सरदार को रोकना पडता है...
अगर सरदार सरकार चलाए तो?सरकार तो कोई और चलाता है...
और उसे लगता है की वही चला रहा है...




Teacher: Radio or akhbar main kia farq hai?
Pathan (bohat soch k): Dekho madam, Akhbar mein hum Rotiyan la sakta hai, Magar Radio mein nahi.




Phathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara aur kandhay pe rakh k bazar mai gya, ek aadmi ne poocha khan kya dawaza bechna hy?
pathan: nahi yaar taala khulwana hy :)





Pathan: ye bakray ki raan kidhar gai?
Kasai: Bakra langra tha
Pathan: r Dil?Qasai:Wo bakri legaiPtan:Baba dimagh to hoga?
Kasai:Sorry Lala.Bakra b PATHAN tha.

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Funny Sardar

Funny Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
"Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, Mangni k liye 2 dabye, Shadi k liye 3 dabye."
Desi Man: Hum Dusri Shadi k liye kya dabaun?
Funny Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!




What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.


Sardar Ji

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha




Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."



Sardar ji; Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de, Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.



A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....



Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai".


Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!



Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai




One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race."What the guys are doing" asked the sardar." We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner."Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar

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