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Saturday, November 5, 2011

School inspection Committee- "Parsuram ka Dhnush kisne toda"

Ek Inspection Committee ek School mai inspection karne gaye.

Teacher ke saamne unhone unki class ke ek Student ko utakar poocha -

"Parsuram ka Dhnush kisne toda".

Student ne jawab diya - mujhe nahi pata.

Phir dusre ladke se yahi sawal poocha to usne kaha -"Mai parso nahi aaya tha".

To Inspection Committee ne kaha - kya koi Student is Question ka jawab de sakta hai. kisi ne kooch nahi kaha.
Tabhi Teacher ne kaha - Sir lagta hai Raju ne kiya hoga kyon ki wah bahut natkhat hai.

Inspection Committee gusse se Principal ke room mai jaakar kaha - aapke yahan ke student to kuch bhi nahi jante hai yahan tak ki Teacher bhi murkh hai. Maine ek sawal kiya ki Parsuram ka dhanush kisne toda to kisi ne jawab nahi diya.

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