Sunday, October 3, 2010

Santa & Banta train k peeche bhag rahe the


Santa & Banta train k peeche bhag rahe the 

Santa chadh gaya train me logo bole WEL DONE
Santa- Khaak wel done
jana to usey tha
main to usey chhodne aaya tha

Dictionary says ......


Dictionary says 
that
'Open' & 'Close' are opposites! 

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Wake Up............................ Sun is Rising - Good morning Sms



O G Wake Up


Open Ur Chuni Muni Eyes

RajPal Yadav And Amul Ghee

RajPal Yadav And Amul Ghee


Amul Ghee ki Ad k liye Rajpal Yadav ko sign krne gaye 

Subah Ka Nazara- Good Morning Sms


Uthke dekhiye subah ka NAZARA.

Hawa hai thandi or mosam bhi hai PYARA,

So gaya chand chhup gaya har ek SITARA.

This is what a Dying Man wanted everyone 2 know. Read it Carefully:

This is what a Dying Man wanted everyone 2 know. Read it Carefully: 

1st i was Dying 2 finish my high school & start college. 
Then i was Dying to finish College & Start working. 

Friday, October 1, 2010

Motivational And Inspiring Quotes Sms

Listen & silent r 2 words with same alphabets

Hindi Kanjoos jokes





Ek Kanjoos 8th Floor se niche gir gya 

girte wQt apne ghar ki khidki me apni 

......
biwi ko roti bnate hue dekha to
Zor se chillaya
"Meri Mat Banana. 




1 bus ka accident hua
A man was crying- hey bhagwan mera hath toot gaya
Santa- control urself,
us admi ko dekho!
Wo mar gaya, fir b CHUPCHAAP hai..




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