india ka jhanda
Teacher: India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahaN lehraaya gaya?
Sardar ( kaafi sochne k baad ) :
Hawa meiN
Mareez doctor se: Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua.
Doctor:Koi bat nh kal se me tmhy Rs.40 ki dawa duga Rs.10 ka faida hoga
;->
Larka college me frst day ek larki se:
Hi,ap ka naam?
Larki :gussay se) muje sab Behen kehtay hen.
Larka:bari khushi hui apse mil k,mjhe sub Behnoi kehte hen:-)
This is a test to check ur English. Read this fast and loud.
BOW VOW COW, HOW NOW LOW,BOW VOW WOW VOW BOW BOW..
TEST RESULT OK..
" GOOD DOG""
Log kehte haiki 40,000/- ka Royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta hai.
Arey 400/- ki Royal Challenge piyo to sara shehar hi rangeen dhikega.
Eid ka tofa 
Biwi: “Aap ne pichle saal Eid pe mujhe lohe ka bed banwa ke diya tha,
Iss dafa aapka kya iraada hai?”
Shohar: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”
A Memorable Dog
A Dog was doing SuSu on wall
Sudenly Wal Fell on Dog & He Died On d SPOT,
Then onwrds all DOGS decided
2 Give 1 LEG SuPPort To Wall While Doing SuSu.;-)
Boy & Girl
Girl- Ur Name?
Boy -Black Lion
Girl- R U joking
Boy- No,it means Kalu Singh
& ur's?
Girl- soft Underwear
Boy- R U joking?
Girl- No,it means komal Chadda
Funny Girl
Funny Hindi Girl ik tree pe chadi.
Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aayi?
Funny Hindi Girl: Apple khane.
Monkey: Yeh to aam ka tree hai.
Funny Hindi Girl: Pata hai, Apple saath laayi hoon.
Gujrati Babu
Ik Gujarati Babu ke 2 kids the: Funny aur Bunny.
Funny Kid: Papa, Bunny apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.
Bunny Kid: Nahi papa, yeh jhooth bol raha hai, mein to samjhta hoon ji.
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
bandar ki aakhri nasal khatam ho gayi!!
father-beta tumne college me sabse mushkil kaam koun sa sikha?beta-2 kaam sikhe.1 danto se bear ki bottal kholna.2 tez aandi me 1 tilli se cigerete jalana
teacher ne bachhe ki copy par note likha kripya bachhe ko nahalakar bheja kare.bachhe ki mom ne note padne ke bad likha kar bheja bachhe ko padaya kare sungha na kare
A Tiger was giving wedding party to his frnds..A Cat came there and danced.Tiger asked who r u ?Cat said: I was also a Tiger before my marriage......
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JATT ka intezar to 11 colgs ki ladkiyaan kar rahi hain lekin jatt ka aana mushkil he nahi namumkin hai, kyunki?
jatt
kank nu paani de reha hai.
ragging ke waqt ladko ne 1 ladki se kaha,
"1 sawal ka jawab do-patna kahan par hai?"
ladki-bihar mein
boys-yahin pat jao itne dur jaane ki kya jarurat hai....!
Sharma dial a no. & hear, iss call ke liye aapka balance kafi nahi hai."
sharma: koi baat nahi jaane man tumse baat ho gai bas itna hi kafi hai.
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