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जीतो: इस टॉप के मैं आपको क्या दूँ?
दुकानदार: सिर्फ एक किस!
जीतो: उधार रहा! कल मेरी दादी आ कर आपका उधार दे जायेंगी!

Santa -Banta

Doctor: Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai?Santa: Chashme(Opticals) K Saath 75kgDoctor: Aur Chasme K Bina!Santa: Vo Muje Dikhta Hi Nahi

Santa & Mathematical conversion

Maths Teacher Was TeachingMathematical Conversions
Teacher-If1000 Kgs= Ton.Then
For 3000 Kgs=How Much?
Santa-Ton!Ton!Ton!

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Banta: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

Santa: Suicide karne ke liye

Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?

Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.

Gangubai: Kaun ?

Santa: Main ! Gangubai: Main kaun?

Santa: Tu Gangubai

Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?

Pappu: Pata nahi.

Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.

Pappu: Who's Banta?

Santa: Pata nai.

Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

Santa: Do you know English?

Banta: Yes

Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?

Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata.

Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa : I am falling in love.

Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?

Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".

Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.

Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.

Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?

Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gay

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle…

Santa: Don’t worry darling, I‘m already married.

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?

Santa: Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No



Indian flag

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.




Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
Santa: I may also die.
Jeeto: Why?Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man

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