Politician And Laalu Raabdi Jokes

Two parties k politician behas


2 parties k Politician behas mE masroof thay,
Dono ne ek dosray ko Qa-El krnay ki nakam kosish ki phir ilzamat per utar aaye,
1st politician:I KNOW, tum kiS K isharay per Nachtay ho?
2nd politician:IDIOT!saysi guftago me mERi B.V kO kyUn include krtay ho?

The politician

The Latest New Dance Craze

Is Called

"The Politician"

It's Two Steps Forward,

One Step Backward

And Then

A Sidestep ;->

:

Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat

Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo ""WAIT PLEASE"" for which Laloo replied ""65Kgs"" and moved on... "

Lalu Goes 2A Shop & Asks:
A Bandarva Ka Photu Kitne Ka He Re?
Shopkepper: Woh Phutwa Nahin Sahib
Wo To Seesa (Mirror) He!

Laalu Jokes

While on a personal visit to Las vegas, LaLoo wanted to talk to his wife’ but he afraid to disturb her. So he picked up the phone and asked the long distance telephone operater ‘ Could u please tell me the time differance between patna and Las vegas”
Opertor:
just a minute sir.....
Laloo:
Thank u and put the phone down

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