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Teacher student parent jokes - Swiming pool

One of the student's parents were summoned in the school.
Student's father - Teacher... what's wrong... Did my son do any mischief?
Teacher - Mischief?... He has done a big mischief ... Do you know what he did? ... Father - What he did?... let me know...
Teacher - He had peed in the swiming pool full of water.
Father - Teacher... what's wrong in it... some time or the other we all pee in the pool.... you also may have peed some times... isn't it?.

Teacher - Yes I also did ... but not standing on the diving pan.






Maalkin:- Tumne meri barsaati kyun pehen rakhi hai…???

Naukarani:- Aapki keemti saaree ko bachaane kee liye…



Student > Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher > no, of course not.Student > good, because i didn't do my homework.........



Judge:- Jab tum redimade garments ki dukaan se satar tod kapde lekar jaane lage to tumhe
apne biwi bachho ka khayaal nahi aaya…
Thief:- Aaya to tha par waha par females aur bachho ke kapde hi nahi thai…




Father:- Agar maine apne father se itne sawaal pooche hote jitne ki tum mere se poochte ho to kya hota?

Child:- To aapko mere sawaalo ke jawaab to aa jaate..




E-MAIL ore Female!


American says "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.." Sardarji " India mein to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"



Maa- Boby apni teacher ko kis karo
Boby- Nahi maa mujhe darr lagta hai.
Maa- Kyun darr lagta hai?
Boby- Kyunki kal Papa ne unhe kiss kiya tha to unhone papa ko thappad maar diya tha….




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