An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
1 boy ki G.Frnd ny usy lettr likha, mujse milny 1 lrka aya hy,tumsy kahin acha hy,mei us se shadi karungi meri pic wapis bijhwa do
larky ny apne sary doston ki G.F ki 30 pics jama ki,drmyan me uski pic rkh k lettr likha,
lo,in mei sy nikal lo,me tmhari shakal bhool gya hn!!!
ek murgi ne 3 ande diye aur dua ki ya Allah
mere bache naik niklain
to pehle andey main se bacha namaz parhta hua nikla,
dosra bacha tasbih parhta hua nikla,
tesra nahi nikla to murgi pareshan hogai
aur us ne bache ko awaz di to anday main se awaz aai
k main etqaf main betha hoon.
teacher: boys aap ko aamir khan aur kajol ki film
fana se kiya lesson mila?
student: andhi, kani, langri, jo bhi mile,
phansa leni chahye.
Husband apni wife ka janaza le jaa raha tha.
janaze k aage ek kutta aur peche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,
ek aadmi aakar pochta hai : bhai sahab ye sab kaise hua?
Husband : is kutte ne kaat liya tha.
Aadmi : ye kutta ek din k liye udhar main de do.
Husband : peche line main lago. :
Man : my wife is too good.
She can talk on any subject for hours.
Friend : Ahh!!! my wife is better,
She does not even need a subject to talk about.
Sheikh ka beta girl friend k sath ghoom k ghar aya
to baap ne pocha, kitnay paisay kharch kiye?
Beta : 50 rupye.
Baap : itnay saray?
Beta : Abba us k pass 50 he tahe.
Boy : I love u.
Girl : Me too
Boy : How much do u love me?
Girl : as much as u do.
Boy : U Cheater.
I thought u really loved me
Difference between dawa and daru.
Dawa is like a girlfriend. it has expiry date and
Daru is like a "wife" jitni purani hogi utni sar ko charti hai.
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