Showing posts with label cool sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cool sms. Show all posts

Friday, October 7, 2011

Every Morning is a Wonderful Blessing from God- Good Morning Sms


Every Morning is a Wonderful Blessing from God,

Either Cloudy raining

or

Monday, October 3, 2011

Loha, Lohe Ko Kaat-ta Hai - Nes Sms, nice and Cute sms



Loha, Lohe Ko Kaat-ta Hai
Heera, Heere Ko Kaat-ta Hai

Apko B 1 Din Kutta Zarur Katega

Monday, May 2, 2011

FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT@ - FINANCIAL JOKES SMS- hindi jokes- hindi comedy



A beggar found 100Rs. 

He decided to have a great dinner.


He went to a 5 star hotel & enjoyed d dinner for Rs.1000.

Kavita - Tujhe na thi Hmare Pyar ki Khabar- Hindi funny poem & sms


Kavita - 

Tujhe na thi Hmare Pyar ki Khabar,

Wah-Wah

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Miss you a lot...................Sms

If 
every drop of rain 
was a thought of you, 
I`d have every storming cloud in the the world inside my head
and 

Monday, November 29, 2010

Heart touchin slogan by a poor child:

Heart touchin slogan by a poor child:
"I saw many shirts in opposite home window,bt i see many windows in my shirt".

People say we r Crazy when we Smile

People say we r Crazy when we Smile Alone Wid No Reason.
Dey Never Know dat its d Real smile

Mere sugar se mithe.. Milk se gore.

Mere sugar se mithe..
Milk se gore..

Monday, November 15, 2010

From the Wise Saying Of Hakeem Luqman:-

From the Wise Saying Of Hakeem Luqman:

* If u r in prayer, take care of your Heart,

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

A clay pot having milk will be ranked higher

A clay pot having milk will be ranked higher

Cutest Que. of d week


Cutest Que. of d week! 

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Good sms


Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
I wish your day is full of SMILE 
 

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Nice

A True Friend
is an extension of
my own self, Without
whom i m incomplete,

Monday, March 1, 2010

Some Good Cool Sms



Tujhe bhoolkar bhi na bhool payenge hum, Bas yahi ek wada nibha payenge hum.



Mita denge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin, Tera naam dil se na mita payenge hum..



Sunday, February 21, 2010




Cool Sms


The Best way to stay Happy:

If u have cried today, always think that the Smile u deserved Today has been given By GodTo someone else
Who Really needed it..-)



2Baat Zindagi bhar yaad rakhna:-
1- Kisi ko chaho to dil se chaho Sirf Zubzzn se nahi
2- Kisi par gussa karo to sirf Zubaan seDil se nahi…



Tension se Chere par Pimple padte hai..Rone se Chere par Wrinkle padte hai..Isiliye Dost hamesha Haste raho,Kyunki Hasne se Chere par Dimple padte hai....Keep Smiling.-)



Relations Which require an effort to be never maintained are never true...&If the relations are true ,they never require any effort to be maintained...



Kashish Dil ki har cheej bhula deti hai..Band aankho mai bhi sapne saza deti hai.Sapno ki ek duniya jaroor rakhna mere dost,Kyunki hakikat sabko rula deti hai....




Hausle jab dil mai machalte hai,Kuch raaste naye nikalte hai.Dost ban gaye aap jab se,Gam door khade haath malte hai....





Ques:-Why r women more dangerous than MAFIA?
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Ans:- Mafia wants either your money or Life.
But,Women wants both money & Life...





Define GUTS??


Its when ur Girl Friend catches u in a theatre with another Girl n u say,“SWEETHEART – next show is wid u.-)

Friday, February 19, 2010

cool sms




Ae Dost Teri dosti ke liye Duniya Chhod denge,Hum teri taraf aaye tufaan ko mod denge,Lekin tune jo chhoda saath mera,Kasam se teri haddiya tod denge....





Santa Tere Kitne Bachhe hai?Banta :-18Santa_ Itne saare?Banta_ Apne sasurji se vaada kiya tha ki unki beti ko kabhi khaali pet nahi rakhunga,,,,,



Upar wale ne mere liye ek dost banaya hai,Wo maine tere roop mai paaya hai,Tu mere dil mai aise samaya hai, JaiseBaajre ke khet mai Saand ghus aaya hai....




Lovely Place " Kashmir",Lovely Day "14Feb",Lavely organ "Heart",Lovely Building "Tajmahal",Lovely Gift "chocolate",Lovely Friend "Only u".



Golu :- " Begam aaj Chicken bahut maze ki bani hai. Kuch special masaala lagaya hai kya?
Wife :-
Nahi ji wo murgi jal gayi thi to maine Burnol lagayi hai.......




Aap ki kami se dil udaas hai, Par mujhe aap se milne ki aas hai.Zakham nahi par dard ka ehsaas hai,aisa lagta hai koi dur hote hue bhi bahut pass hai......


Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Hum agar aapse mil nahi pate



Hum agar aapse mil nahi pate
aisa nahin ke hamein aap yaad nahi aate,
mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
par jo bas jate hai dil me phir bhulae nahi jate




.Nazar nawaz najaro me ji nahi lagta,
fiza gai to baharo me ji nahi lagta,n
a puchh mujse tere gum me kya gujarti hai,
yahi kahunga hazaron me ji nahi lagta




Never search ur happiness in others which will makeu feel alone,
but search it in urself u will feel happy even if uare left alone





Kafi hai husn ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye



Sabse loving kaun: TUM,
sabse sweet kaun: TUM,
sabse cute kaun: TUM,i
n sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM
lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM




.Nighahe nighago se milakar to dekho,
naye logo se rishta banakar to dekho,
hasrate dil me dabane se kya faida,
apne hoton ko hilakar to dekho,
asmaan simat jayega tumhare agosh me,
chahat ki bahen failakar to dekho



Frindship opens many doors each with a differentview
but none could be more beautiful viewthan the door that leads to u


Tum kya jano kya hai tanhai is tute hue patte sepucho kya hai judai,
yu bewafa ka ilzam na de zalim,is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad na aayi


BathmeezChaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR


Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai,
apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai,p
ata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai,
dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya hai




Make a heart which never breaks,
make a smile which never hurts,
make a touch which never pains,
make a friendship which never ends



Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye,
dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye wo jazba hai jo sabko nahi milta,
kyonki aap jaisa chahiye nibhane ke liye



Zindagi hai nadan isiliye chup hoon,
dard hi dard subah shaam isiliye chup hoon,
keh du zamane se dastan apni,
usme aayega tera naam isiliye chup hoon



Tuesday, February 16, 2010




Who m I?
A step wen u stop. A touch wen u r lost. A word wen u r quite. A smile wen u r sad. A sholdr wen u cry.
Not so Close 2u but a frnd 4u under d same sky.



A true friend is not like the Rain which pours & goes away.
A true frnd is like the Air..... Sometimes silent but always around you.




"Never argue with idiots
Cuz first they bring u to their level & then they beat u wid their experience!!"
-BILL GATES




A best friend isn't someone,
who is just always there for you.
Its someone who understands u a bit
more than you understand urself...





Pati apni Biwi se-"HATA lo apne chehre se yeh Zulfein ae jaan-e-tamana


KHUDA KASAM



Agli baar Khaane mein bal AYA to SAJNI se GAJNI bana dunga







Whn Emotions Play their Role
Heart Cries
When Heart Cries,
It dsnt Make any Sound
But
D person who listen that sound is called Friend
...





(~_~) Can u close ur eyes for a minute please?
(-_-) Thanku..




Did u feel how dark it was???Dis is my life widout a swt frnd just like U
gud nite
:-)




Na tasvir hai aapki
jo didar kiya jaye.
na aap pas hai jo baat ki jaye.
ye kon sa ehsas diya hai aapne
na kuch kaha jaye
na tum bin raha jaye....










No Quality+No style-
Laloo


No Quality but style-
Sania

Qulaity but no style-
Abdul Kalam

Quality+style---


Gues. . .



Yes

'YOU'


are Right !
Its Me.





Aaram se theek hona.



Agar question paper tuff lage ya samajh me na aaye to
ek gehri saans lo aur
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zor se chillao
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kamino fail hi karna hain to exam kyun lete ho...!!!:-)


Cool Sms


My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!





Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.
Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.
Zindagi mili hai jeene ke liye,usse haske jeeo,
Ke aapko dekh kar bhi koi MUSKURATA hoga.....





Golden words
kabhi “zindagee”
me kisi k “pyar”
mai mat “rona”
Q k wo tumhare “ansuon”
k “qabil” nahe hoga
or “wo” jo is “qabil” hoga,
wo tumhe kabhi “rone” nahi dega.



Every life in this world is written by god's own hands, that's why i am thankful to him, b'coz he wrote my life & included you as a beautiful part of it.
)Nazar Ko Badlo To Nazare Badal Jate Hai,
Soch Ko Badlo To sitare Badal Jate Hai,
Kashtiya Badal ne ki jarurat nahi,
Disha Ko Badlo to Kinare Khud-b-Khud badal jate hai.





Hausle buland kar raaston par chal de,
Tujhe tera mukaam mil jayega,
Akela tu pehel kar,
Kaafila khud bann jayega,




Rok do mere JANAZE ko JALIMO... Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai,Peeche mudke dekho KAMEENO.... SHARAB ki dukan aa gayi hai. !! CHEERS ....!! Marna Cancel.




Ek kasak dil mein dabi reh gayi,
Zindagi mein unki kami reh gayi,
Itni ulfat k baad b vo mujhe na mile..
Shayad meri mohabbat mein hi kuch kami reh gayi..





SMS
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a mere sms k teer ja ,
jo mujhe sms na kare uskedimag main ghus ja...

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wapis q aya?

Ans:Uske pass todimag hi nahi hai !





Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du


Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange......
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???




BEST COSMETICS IN LIFE
“Truth for Lips”.
“Confidence for Eyes”,

“CHARITY for Hands”

“SMILE for Face”,&
“LOVE for Heart”.
So use them well.





Wake me when ur heart needs company,
Take my hand wen u feel alone,
Talk to me wen u feel sad,
Bcoz till Life runs out, I’ll always b there for u..-))





Na dil mai basa kar bhoolaaya karte hai,
Na hansaakar rulaaya karte hai,
Kabhi mehsoos karke dekh lena ,
Hum to dil se Riste nibhaaya karte hai….






**All\*/*/$?ZZWELL?**
SEND THIS TO ALL IDIOTS
TO WHOM U WANNA SAY-
“JANE NAHI DENGE TUJHE”
&
Have become an integral part of ur Life..-)





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