Very Nice Games

Very Nice Games

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Wish Sms

Always take extra care of 3 things in your life...
Trust, Promise, and Relationships,
because they don't make a noise,
when they break. Gud Day!

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Funny Jokes -Funny Sms, Jokes, comedy, funny jokes, Husband Wife Jokes,

Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going?

Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.

Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight?

Man: My wife... 

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Download Friendship Sms Book

Friendship Sms Book Download

Click Here To Download The book of Friendship sms

http://www.ziddu.com/download/8700231/FriendshipSms.pdf.html

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Chutkule

Chutkule



American: These days, we get married with email also.
Hindi Comedy man: Wonderful, but we still marry with female only.
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Cool Chutkule



Premika: Mein ma banane wali hu. Premi: Kya bakwas kar rahi ho??Premika: Bakwas nahi, Main tumhare baap se shaadi karke Tumhari maa banane wali hoon..Ha ha ha ha ha ha....




Ek din ek daku sardar ke ghar me ghus gaya aur bola SONA KAHAN HAI? Sardar bola: Ullu k patthe, pura ghar khali hai, kahin bhi so ja.



Sardar on bike with his sister. Sum one comment. Oye sardar kinni soni biwi hai. Sardar got angry: Oye biwi hogi teri meri to bahen hai



RELIANCE NEW RECORD : Dhirubhai Ambani ne Swarg main Tower Laga Diya hai. aur aapke liye double khushi ka mauka kyonki NARAK main bhi kaam suru ho chuka hai.



Wife:Jab tum DESI pite ho to PARO kehte ho,jab WHISKY pite ho to DARLIN kehte ho,aaj kya piya jo CHUDAIL kehte ho. Hus-aaj mei hosh me hon



Teacher : Bachho batao Pakistan ne jo Atam Bomb India pe fenka tha aur India ne use pencil bana diya uska naam kya hai?.........................Student : ADNAN SAMI mam!



guruji: "mulanno aaj mi khup khush aahe, kal mala mulga zala,olakha pahu aaj mi dabyat kay aanale asel?"????magil bakawarache watrat karte:
"kharwas!

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Bania Jokes

Bania Jokes




Bania's Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe he..
Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.


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Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.
Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?
Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.


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Bania market jata hai underwearpurchase karne.
Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500.
Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily weardikhaao, party wear nahin.



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Sardar to Bania friend: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, mujhe 1000 Rs chahiye.
Funny Kanjoos Bania: Dost hi to dost ke kam aata hai. Yeh lo Rs.10 . Riksha karle ghar jao aur apna purse le aao.


Kanjoos Bania
Train mein ik mosquito Funny Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.
Fir ik matchar Bania pe baitha. Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!”

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Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Bania's funny son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

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Cool Sms

The Best way to stay Happy:
If u have cried today, always think that the Smile u deserved Today has been given By GodTo someone else
Who Really needed it..-)



2Baat Zindagi bhar yaad rakhna:-
1- Kisi ko chaho to dil se chaho Sirf Zubzzn se nahi
2- Kisi par gussa karo to sirf Zubaan seDil se nahi…



Tension se Chere par Pimple padte hai..Rone se Chere par Wrinkle padte hai..Isiliye Dost hamesha Haste raho,Kyunki Hasne se Chere par Dimple padte hai....Keep Smiling.-)



Relations Which require an effort to be never maintained are never true...&If the relations are true ,they never require any effort to be maintained...



Kashish Dil ki har cheej bhula deti hai..Band aankho mai bhi sapne saza deti hai.Sapno ki ek duniya jaroor rakhna mere dost,Kyunki hakikat sabko rula deti hai....




Hausle jab dil mai machalte hai,Kuch raaste naye nikalte hai.Dost ban gaye aap jab se,Gam door khade haath malte hai....





Ques:-Why r women more dangerous than MAFIA?
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Ans:- Mafia wants either your money or Life.
But,Women wants both money & Life...





Define GUTS??

Its when ur Girl Friend catches u in a theatre with another Girl n u say,“SWEETHEART – next show is wid u.-)

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