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How to kill mosqiuito?
1. Catch it alive.()
2. Tie its legs
.3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach.
4. n When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth...n pour a spoon of poison.....
Mission Accomplished....




Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

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Those Sparkling EyesThose Sparkling EyesThat Amazing FaceA 100watt smile()The Enthu StrideThe Cheerful TalkCharming studI'm still The samehw r u?...wts up?

Some time my heart ask me, why i like U? why i want 2 see U? why i remember U? why i lov U? why u make me lov? then my heart simply gives me ans, coz i lov cartoons.



U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,U R 100% sweet
,U R 100% nice, and()U R 100% stupid to believe these words..

Think Big. Think Positive.
Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great.
I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut.
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!





Can v do romance in the evening today?
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood()
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
Reply me soon
urs lovingly,
"MOSQUITO"

Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!



In Urdu Flirt sms shayari ek aap ho jo itnay pyaray hoek aap ho jo itnay cute ho ek aap ho jo itnay decent hoaur ek main hoon jo jhoot bole ja rahin hoon




Today is “Recharging Day’
So recharge my cell with
Rs10 = Just Friend.
Rs25 = Nice Friend
Rs 50= Sweet Friend
Rs 100 = Cute Friend.
Rs 250 = Gud Friend
Rs 500= Best Friend
Ab dikhao Dosti ->




Full Form of
WIFE = Worries invited forever
LOVERS= Loss of valuable energy and rupees

FRIENDS = First relationship In Earth that never dies….

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