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Ram's APPLICATION to Ravan

To
The Ravan
Lanka puri,
Sri lanka.
R/sir
 I beg 2 say dat u hav kidnapped my wife, Mrs. Sita
She is vry beautiful
I hav only single wife &
dnt knw, how 2 cuk food

Plz snd hr by ur plane bcz
there is no petrol in my 'BULLET' othrwys I wud hav cm 2dy

Plz leave hr as soon as posibl
I i'l b obliged 4 dis act of kindnes

Thanking u
ur enemy
RAM
Ayodhaya





Docter mariz se-
Tumhara accident ho gya tha.ab tum ekdum thik ho gye ho.
Lekin tum itna kanp ku rhe ho?

Mariz-Dr.Sahab,us truck ke pichhe likha tha"Phir Milenge".  



 

Boy's Chalisa_


Yu to hm h Bramchari
Par_jaha dekhi hasin nari
 Wahi_niyat ne palti mari_
Patane ki koshish jaari_
Pati to hamari_
Wrna hum to h he _
Brahmchari






A Bania calls Newspaper 2print death of his grandpa
Clerk: Rs 50/word

Bania: Dada Dead
Clerk: Sorry Min 5 words

Bania: Dada Dead, Wheelchair for sale

Premi 2 premika-
Darling mujhe tumhari ankho me sari duniya nazar ati hai

Piche se 1budha bola- Bhaiya hamri gaiya nhi mil rahi hai
dikhe 2 batay diyo

 SARDAR ka DHABA..
CUSTOMER - meri chai main makhhi doob kar mari padi hai..?!?
 SARDAR - To kya karu? Main Dhaba chalau ya inhe Tairna sikhau.....

''MACHHAR SONG''!BHIGE PANKH MERE,
PYASA DANK MERA,LAGE AMRIT SA MUJHE KHOON TERA,
KABHI MERE SAATH KOI RAAT GUZAR,TUJHE SUBAH TAK ME DU DENGU BUKHAR.

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