Sunday, April 25, 2010

Atal Bihari and Other Jokes

ATAL BIHARI- retire ho gya hoon ji chahta hai ab shadi kr lu,
ADWANI - kr lo,
ATAL- vidhwa se kr lu,
ADWANI - kuwari se hi kr lo vidhwa to apne aap ho jayegi.





Fathr:jao beta mere liye 1 glass pani leke aao.1st Beta:main nahi jaunga.
2nd beta:rehne do papa..ye bhut badtamiz ho gya hai..aap khud hi jaake le lo..




Jony jony poem in  rajasthani language:-
'kalu kalu'"kai bapu" 'zardo khayo'"na bapu"
'jhoot boleo'"na bapu'
'mundo khol'"thu...thu...thu..."

2 comments:

  1. it is a very interesting joke.

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  2. A sardar went to a temple on Hanuman jayanti.
    Pujaari gave him aarti
    Guess what sardar did?????
    ??
    ?
    ???
    ?







    ?
    Socho





    Sardar blew off the diya and said-
    "Happy bithday Hanumanji"
    :-)

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