Funny Sardar Sms

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?""Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar and hangs up.



Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?Because below 18 was not allowed.




Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.



A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGONJARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" "




2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!






अगर सरदार सरकार चला ए तो?


....सरकार और सरदारमे क्या फर्क होता है?
सरकार को चलाना पडता है और सरदार को रोकना पडता है...
अगर सरदार सरकार चलाए तो?सरकार तो कोई और चलाता है...
और उसे लगता है की वही चला रहा है...




Teacher: Radio or akhbar main kia farq hai?
Pathan (bohat soch k): Dekho madam, Akhbar mein hum Rotiyan la sakta hai, Magar Radio mein nahi.




Phathan ne ghar ka darwaza ukhara aur kandhay pe rakh k bazar mai gya, ek aadmi ne poocha khan kya dawaza bechna hy?
pathan: nahi yaar taala khulwana hy :)





Pathan: ye bakray ki raan kidhar gai?
Kasai: Bakra langra tha
Pathan: r Dil?Qasai:Wo bakri legaiPtan:Baba dimagh to hoga?
Kasai:Sorry Lala.Bakra b PATHAN tha.

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